Imagine you are the Dutch-speaking manager of a riverside campsite in Diekirch, a little town in Luxembourg: last summer you accepted a large group booking from some pleasant English people for a car rally in May 1988. It is now Friday, 26th May, 1988 and it has rained heavily for 48 hours. You have just realised that the arrival of the English contingent coincides with one of Europe's largest walking events when 5000 people descend on the town for two days of hiking, many planning to stay on your site. You remember the reputation of British holidaymakers abroad, and that of their football hooligans. You watch the river rising at a rapid rate of knots. In short you are a worried man. You mark out the agreed area for the British and you wait..... A few English people start to arrive, followed by the organisers on Friday evening. They seem tame enough. It rains. The river continues to rise. On Saturday morning a few more car club people arrive, mercifully some are Dutch so you can have a good natter to them and try to suss the situation. The car club organisers put up signs to direct their members to the right area.
You note that all the car club people are well equipped with waterproofs and umbrellas - could it be that they've done this before?? The rain continues, and you try to convince the English that of course the river never floods here. 4 pm, and
the main British contingent starts to arrive. Lots of funny looking cars, many towing large trailers. You wander over, justto check things out. They all experienced long delays at Dover, they have driven 400 km in pouring rain, they have just seen the muddy state of your campsite (and it's still raining) and yet 99% of them are smiling, shouting hallo to new arrivals, laughing and joking as they struggle to put up their tents between the puddles. They are all ages from babes in arms to pensioners. You toddle back to your office to dry off. During Saturday evening they are all impeccably behaved. Sunday dawns damp and dreary, but there they all are as happy as can be. Those with large tents (how did they get them in those little cars?) and those who have rented chalets are all sharing their dry accommodation with those from little tents. What jolly decent people they all are. You chat to the organisers - difficult as they don't speak Dutch, but you manage. You discover their plans for the week and lend them your video camera to tape the highlights. You lend caravans to those who have tent problems (e.g. forgetting to pack their tent poles), and accommodate some of the families with young children in chalets vacated by the departing walkers. Everyone is so friendly, always ready with a drink to offer, always ready to help anyone mend car or tent. You relax and look forward to a week with some very pleasant guests. Now hear the other side of the story... Campsite very wet, Sunday quiz drive culminating in plaque presentation at a mystery venue cancelled due to roadworks at key points en route (bright sparks say 'why don't we redraw the route?' Organisers ask bright sparks if (a) they have a photocopier, (b) they have alternative route and questions in mind and (c) they know of an alternative venue where 110 Minors will be welcome without prior notice). So no Quiz Drive - hey ho, we all found alternative entertainment. Monday, and it wasn't raining! 20 miles drive through pretty countryside took the Minors to Grevenmacher on the Moselle river, where the specially chartered 350 seater M.V. Princesse Marie-Astrid was waiting to take MOT 88 to Trier in Germany for lunch. The boat was in pristine condition, with waitress service for refreshments and plenty of seats both inside and out. The trip down river took about 2 hours, and included passing through one of the large navigation locks(hear those cameras click!). Arriving in Trier we had 3 hours before catching the boat back, just enough time to eat and take in the major sights. All had been told that if they were late the boat would have gone. Chartering costs by the hour, and the MOT kitty waits for no man! Needless to say, someone missed the boat. On the way back we had the opportunity of watching a very heavy rainstorm from the boat. Not quite the scenery we had in mind, but unlike many Minors, the boat didn't leak, and there were enough seats inside for everybody. Back at the quayside there was a mad rush for the cars through a torrential downpour, and several people returned to the campsite to find their tents under water. No problem for Minorists, just bung the sleeping bags in the campsite tumbledriers and move the tents (emptying out the water as you go). Simple.
Monday night saw the real start to the week's parties, which are the life and soul of any MOT trip. With half the campsite to ourselves there was no question of annoying anyone else. The campsite manager is well used to large groups and enjoys their parties too. Each evening from around 8 pm you started to see people getting ready to go out ... first they donned an extra pullover, then an anorak and wellies; putting a glass in one pocket and a bottle in the other, they picked up a chair and sometimes an umbrella too. Zipping up their tent, they then paddled over to one or other of the big tents or chalets for an evening's sojourn in pleasant company. This flexible approach tosocialising means that you can call on
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